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tranformersAaah.. The sweet smell of Transformers on Christmas morning!

Happy Holidays!

Here is a shot of my new fishy friend in my sewing room.  I have decided that I will be decorating the room with only things that make me smile, and he definitely does that!  He may need more friends next time I visit the Lemon Tree Pottery in Brewster, MA, but my sewing supplies may not survive their appetites!

Here’s a little list I put together when I was supposed to be working.  Ah, well. 

You might be a quilter if…

  1. ONE of your sewing machines is worth more than your car.
  2. You spent more on your stash last year than you did on groceries.
  3. Your husband does most of the cooking and you eat it.
  4. When you moved your quilting magazine collection, the sag in the floor went away.
  5. Your children see you outside your sewing room and yell “Stranger! Stranger!”.
  6. The last time you ate at the dining room table was when you finished packing for quilt camp.
  7. Your sewing room walls color coordinate with the buttons on your sewing machine.
  8. You can design a quilt, calculate the yardage, and teach others how to make it but can’t help your child with math homework.
  9. You have more UFOs than you have had birthdays.

And finally…

10.  You talked your husband into a time share in Paducah because it would be cheaper.

 Please feel free to add to this list if you can think of any other “You might be a quilter if…”